so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
|doctor:||are you sexually active|
|me:||i'm not even physically active|
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
|Three year-old me:||oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.|
|Me now:||oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.|